What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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