He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
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Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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