Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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