Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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