You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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