Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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