How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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