You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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