This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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