His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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