The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I know her cup size but not her name....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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