Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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