sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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