just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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