shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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