my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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