so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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