Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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