Do you still have your period?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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