i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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