my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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