So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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