Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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