im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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