just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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