office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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