This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My underwear smells like fireworks.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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