I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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