If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I know her cup size but not her name....
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