You work out of a Hotel?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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