sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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