So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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