Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
there is puke in my bra ... again
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