Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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