Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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