I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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