The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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