Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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