how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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