i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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