This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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