is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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