But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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