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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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