i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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