how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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