My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize