I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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