honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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