I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize