Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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